you will never get away from the sound

@amaronith: *spells 'segue' S-E-G-W-A-Y'*
@spiralwaves. that's not how you spell 'segue.' that's the thing you ride on; segue is spelled 'S-E-G-U-E.'
@amaronith: ... what.
@spiralwaves. yep. S-E-G-U-E.
@amaronith: ... fucking english!!
@spiralwaves. how does it work. go home english, you're drunk.
@amaronith: man, i'm gonna go learn chinese. mandarin -can't- be this confusing.

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it's fucking true!, fuck you english language, you're a dick,

“Internet friendship is not real”

laugh-addict:

Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet.

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coelasquid:

I laughed out loud for real.

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Reblogged 18 hours ago from miatheladygamer

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i’m gonna change you / like a weetabix~

spiralwaves:

or, while fall out boy has gotten much, MUCH better at enunciation these days, ‘the phoenix’ is still presenting some problems.

(other possibilities: venus and ‘weenix’. idek.)

Reblogged 18 hours ago from spiralwaves

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neverdorothy:

GUESS WHAT I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO DOING

*WAVES EXCITEDLY* HIII!

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neverdorothy, *hearts*,

hungryhowie:

saying “ow” when you get hit in a video game

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The Phoenix
Fall Out Boy

fuckingrecipes:

siuilaruin:

machokeonmydick:

simplybluecandle:

hurtkid:

thisrisingtide:

Okay so I sped up The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy and help it’s really good

thIS IS GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK

holy shit

IM SO PUMPED UP RIGHT NOW IM GONNA KILL A GUY

I feel like this is what doing coke is like…

COOK ALL THE THINGS! *whips out knives and fire* VIKING CRY INTO THE DISTAAAAANNNNNCE